Mango Hang
Mango, coconut, a hint of lime. Named after the sloth's favorite pastime.
tropicalSmoothies for people who refuse to rush. Blended slow, served cold, enjoyed even slower.
The lineup
Mango, coconut, a hint of lime. Named after the sloth's favorite pastime.
tropical
Spinach, pineapple, ginger, cucumber. Dense. Deliberate. Deeply green.
green
Mixed berries, banana, oat milk. The one you reach for without getting up.
berry"The fastest animal never won a smoothie competition."— The Slothie philosophy
Our story
Slothie started on a slow Tuesday morning in the cloud forests of Costa Rica. Our founder, tired of rushing everywhere and drinking terrible smoothies at airport terminals, decided something had to change.
The idea was simple: what if a smoothie company operated the way a sloth moves — deliberately, unhurriedly, and with complete confidence that it would get there eventually?
We source only from small farms, blend in small batches, and refuse to add anything we can't pronounce. No shortcuts. No artificial rush. Just fruit, done properly.
Find us
We love hearing from fellow unhurried souls. Whether you have a question about our blends, want to stock Slothie in your café, or just want to chat about the superior lifestyle of the three-toed sloth — we're here.
We aim to reply within one to three business days. Possibly longer if it's a very good hammock day.
Headquarters
Slothie HQ
Somewhere in the cloud forest
Monteverde, Costa Rica
(look for the sloth)
Hours